Posted by Goose on September 20, 2017 at 07:23:39 from (70.198.51.249):
In Reply to: Today's funny posted by Jon f mn on September 20, 2017 at 04:38:12:
At the risk of getting this whole thread poofed, I gotta tell this story.
I once had a friend, "Jim" in Clinton, NC. He was an insurance salesman and one of the better known local characters. Once when he went to the bathroom, he caught himself in his zipper and wound up in the ER with a doctor taking several stitches in it. The nurse who assisted the doctor knew Jim, and could barely contain herself through the whole thing.
Then after the doctor was done, he asked, "What the heck am I going to put in your medical record?" He finally wrote, "Lacerated Leg". Whereupon the nurse "lost it" completely.
Then, Jim's wife worked at a local bank and couldn't resist telling one of the gals she worked with. At that point, they might as well have put it on the front page of the local newspaper. Jim said afterward, "I can walk down the street in Clinton, and every SOB I meet, black or white, smiles at me".
The next time I saw him, I glanced at his fly and told him I thought he'd have all of his pants converted to buttons. I can't repeat on this site what he called me.
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