Re: OT: No Hunting signs

Posted by notjustair on November 22, 2017 at 08:49:50 from (184.191.48.136):

In Reply to: OT: No Hunting signs posted by Kirk-NJ on November 22, 2017 at 04:36:17:

I've got a few of those around. My favorite was when I was taking some brush up to a pile I was going to light. There was an old man driving his pickup around my hay field on top of the hill. I met up with him and ask him what he was doing. "I'm hunting mushroom and you better not be here to hunt any. I've been coming here for 20 years to hunt mushrooms".

"Really?" I says. "Who was the landowner?"

Well, he couldn't really remember but it was a nice old guy about my height (I'm 6'4").

"Wrong. He was short, fat, and as mean as a cornered snake (whom I knew years ago before buying the land)."

Then I asked if he had ask permission of the current owner.

"Well yes, he's the nephew of the old man and he said I could have all I want."

"No" I said. "I'm the owner. If you had asked me I would have told you that you were an old fool because you don't know where to look on this farm for good mushrooms. And I would have told you that you were stupid because you are driving on my hayfield and ruining my hay crop. And I would have said that you are about to be a jailbird for trespassing and damage to crop. That's what the so-called-nephew would have said. Now get off the property that I PURCHASED through blood sweat and tears and don't come back. Not even if you want to be buried here."

I had a neighbor I used to rent ground from (a true city idiot) that ran all over my hillside with his four wheeler. I overlooked it as he wasn't really damaging crop and I rented from him. When he fired me to go with the BTO that ended up shafting him I decided to put a stop to that. Brush piles suddenly appeared everywhere he could get that four wheeler through the property line. He doesn't have anything big enough to move the forty foot trees that are at the bottom of each pile. That stopped that.

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