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Posted by Gambles on January 30, 2020 at 05:28:18 from (24.246.203.110):

In Reply to: Today's funny posted by jon f mn on January 30, 2020 at 03:09:00:

I grew up on a family dairy farm, our average herd size was about 50-60 Holsteins, at our peak we may have had 70. While we had DHIA testing every month and each cow was a numbered ear tag, mom had a female name for each cow. Names would be Tina, Katy, Karla, etc. We raised all of our cows on the same farm from calf to cow. I remember one calf that was running like a deer at a few hours old and even though I was pretty fast in high school track, that calf could easily outrun me. We always joked that that calf had deer genes in her. Anyway, mom called this calf "Trouble". Trouble was appropriately named, as no fence could hold her. As Trouble grew, she was always leery of humans, and kept her distance. "Trouble" could easily clear a 6-foot fence and this cow was nothing but trouble. Trouble's first calf was a heifer, but Trouble was more trouble than she was worth and soon found herself going to market at an early age. However, Trouble's heifer calf followed in her mom's footsteps or, in this case, hoofsteps. This calf was identical to her mom and again, no fence could hold her. Trouble's calf grew up to a cow that could clear about any fence and after she had her first calf, we couldn't put up with her. She soon went to market at an early ago also.


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