Posted by Goose on March 12, 2020 at 07:49:33 from (166.181.80.32):
Didn't want to hijack the other "Funny".
An Army Lieutenant was being transferred from one unit to another. When he was en route, his old Commanding Officer felt compelled to give his new CO a heads up.
"The Lieutenant is an excellent officer, good troop commander, but I need to warn you he's an incurable gambler. He'll bet on anything and everything".
So, when the Lieutenant reported to his new CO, a Colonel, the Colonel commented on the warning he'd been given.
The Lieutenant replied, "That's right. Right now I'll bet you $20 you have a mole on the left cheek of your butt".
The Colonel said, "I'll take that bet, Lieutenant and teach you a lesson".
Whereupon the Colonel dropped his pants, proved he did NOT have a mole on the left cheek of his butt, and collected his $20.
After the Lieutenant went on his way, the Colonel called the old CO and reported what had happened. The old CO burst out, "Why that SOB! When he left here he bet me $100 he'd have your pants down in 20 minutes".
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