Posted by jacksun65 on April 22, 2020 at 07:33:11 from (64.183.166.166):
Didn't want to take away from Jon's funny. When I was a Navy patrolman in Pensacola I had a call at navy housing. Seems guy's wife found a palmetto bug and sprayed it with roach spray. Well instead of throwing it in the trash she put it in the toilet and tried to flush it. LOL they float. Well it washed off the roach spray and it was having fun swimming around the toilet. She freaks out and empties the whole can into the toilet and leaves goes shopping to get away. Her husband comes home and decides to relax and have is daily constitutional. He's sitting and smokes his cigarette and when he's done drops the butt in the toilet, boom. Burns his privates and rear. Calls ambulance, medics call us. Get there they have him strapped to a gurney He's telling them the story and they are laughing so hard they drop him down the stairs. He ends up with a broken rib two teeth knocked out. This is a true story!!! Moral is don't marry a sqeamish wife.
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