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Posted by Repairman60 on October 28, 2020 at 18:16:17 from (12.36.232.41):

In Reply to: Extra Funny posted by Rkh on October 28, 2020 at 07:58:42:

Pretty good one never heard that. Fo not mean to hijack your post rkh bu how about this one? I was walking on a beach found a lamp. Rubbed it out pops, you guessed it a genie. Alright, I get 3 wishes but there is a catch. Anything I wish for mother in law gets double. I can live with that she is not that bad a lady. After a little thought I wish for a million bucks. Genie ask you sure, MIL gets 2 million. No problem I say and instantly fill something in my pocket. Look see and low and behold a check book with a million dollar balance. Walk along the beach enjoying life and decide I could spend the rest of my life here so second wish is for a mansion on the beach. Genie says again you sure MIL gets double. Yeah I am sure. Walk a little further and see this huge mansion and say man that is bigger than I even imagined. Genie says hold on buddy that is your mother in laws. Yours is next door the smaller one. Oh crap never thought about her being that close I may have messed up with that heifer living this close to me. Walk bbn on a bit and tell the genie I am ready with my last wish. He starts to ask are you... I cut him off yeah yeah I know she gets double I know exactly what I want. Genie beat me half to death!


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