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Of Farm Ponds and Wisdom
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Posted by ShepFL on June 13, 2003 at 07:32:33 from (155.14.26.79):
Of Farm Ponds and Wisdom An old farmer in Georgia owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic table, horseshoe
pits, BBQ & Fish fry area, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. Heck, even had an old oak with a rope swing over the pond. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "Old Man, we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of my pond naked." "I'm just here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.
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