Re: funniest question asked when selling or buying

Posted by john d on November 22, 2003 at 10:06:40 from (64.12.96.236):

In Reply to: funniest question asked when selling or buying a t posted by rod on November 21, 2003 at 11:51:46:

A few years back, my wife got a new car and I decided to keep the one she'd been driving and sell mine. It was a 9-year-old 4-cylinder Chevy Celebrity with about 160,000 miles on it. I put an ad in the paper asking $400.

A guy showed up to look at it. He walked around it and looked in it for about 10 minutes without saying a word. He then asked what was wrong with it. I told him that to the best of my knowledge, there was nothing really wrong with it. He wanted to drive it, so I climbed in with him and we went for a short drive. When we returned, he said "Well, it looks decent, and it drives better than it looks. Do you think it's safe?"

I pondered his question for a moment, and said "Well it's probably as safe as any car that old of that mileage!"

He replied, "Well I just got divorced yesterday, and part of the settlment was that I have to buy my ex-wife a safe, dependable car. I hope she likes it!" He gave me cash, and I never saw it or him again.

Follow Ups:

Post A Followup Name: E-Mail: Subject: Re: Re: funniest question asked when selling or buying Comments: Optional Link URL: Link Title: Optional Image URL: Email Notification: If you check this box, email will be sent to you whenever someone replies to this message. Your email address must be entered above to receive notification. This notification will be cancelled automatically after 2 weeks.

TRACTOR PARTS	TRACTOR MANUALS

We sell tractor parts!  We have the parts you need to repair your tractor - the right parts. Our low prices and years of research make us your best choice when you need parts. Shop Online Today. [ About Us ]