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Posted by Caseworker on January 30, 2004 at 19:24:03 from (209.180.79.134):
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a tractor mechanic.
So he found out from his local tech college what was involved, signed up for
evening classes and attended diligently, learning all he could. When time
for the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and
completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra
50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
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