You might be a Jockey......

Posted by New-Gen on October 26, 2004 at 17:16:59 from (4.158.3.231):

You might be an equipment jockey if:

You've ever owned the same tractor more that 3 non concecutive times

Strangers approach you and greet you with "I've seen you at sales"

You're idea of a family vacation involves an auction

You drive through small towns on your way home with a load of purchases and the guys hanging out in front of the local gas station point at you and talk among themselves.

Those same guys at the gas station give you the thumbs up when they realize you caught them looking

You've ever used a wide load sign to hide the fact that you never got around to renewing the license plate on your truck

You've ever had an overdraft at the bank that exceeded your annual income

Your harvest has ever been delayed because somebody came along wanting to buy a combine and the one you were using was the only one on the place that ran

You're on the mailing list of more than 15 auctioneers

You go to a farm sale 3 states away and the auctioneer calls you by your first name

All the calenders in your house came from auction companies

Follow Ups:

• Re: You might be a Jockey...... wolfy 19:28:42 10/28/04 (0)
• Re: You might be a Jockey...... RJ-AZ 19:29:49 10/27/04 (0)
• Re: You might be a Jockey...... leland 16:07:02 10/27/04 (0)
• Re: You might be a Jockey...... kyhayman 05:26:39 10/27/04 (0)
• Re: You might be a Jockey...... Nebraska Cowman 04:47:19 10/27/04 (0)
• Re: You might be a Jockey...... Indydirtfarmer 03:27:00 10/27/04 (0)
• Re: You might be a Jockey...... Larry806 19:04:20 10/26/04 (1)
  • Re: You might be a Jockey...... New-Gen 00:25:02 10/27/04 (0)
• Re: You might be a Jockey...... Dates are BIG ED 17:38:25 10/26/04 (3)
  • Re: You might be a Jockey...... Dates are New-Gen 18:20:55 10/26/04 (2)
    • Re: You might be a Jockey...... Dates are RAS 10:12:12 10/27/04 (1)
      • Re: You might be a Jockey...... Dates are Harley 13:12:43 10/27/04 (0)

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