OT The Horth Whithperer

Posted by George in Biloxi on April 26, 2005 at 07:54:10 from (12.129.88.30):

This is bad, but it made me laugh.

The Horth Whithperer
A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A youn female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the rancher picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the filly's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her tw_t"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the filly’s tw_t, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth thir I should refwaze that; can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

Follow Ups:

• Re: OT The Horth Whithperer RustyFarmall 08:00:19 04/26/05 (4)
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    • Re: OT The Horth Whithperer RustyFarmall 11:20:42 04/26/05 (2)
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