Humor - a spade is a spade

Posted by ShepFL on June 14, 2005 at 20:18:45 from (155.14.26.37):

A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. Leroy mowed the rich man’s acreage with his tractor.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10' man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who is brave enough to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its a$$!

Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a K-Mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said nope.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the filthy sumbitch who pushed me in the pool."

Follow Ups:

• Re: Humor - a spade is a spade Robert in TN 00:14:03 06/15/05 (0)
• Re: Humor - a spade is a spade 37 chief 22:19:16 06/14/05 (2)
  • Re: Humor - a spade is a spade ShepFL 06:06:20 06/15/05 (1)
    • Re: Humor - a spade is a spade Fluggie 06:25:58 06/15/05 (0)

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