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Posted by taxman on July 28, 2005 at 10:29:35 from (207.200.116.199):
In Reply to: Small harvest posted by Butcher on July 28, 2005 at 09:25:10:
According to our estimates for your crop allotment you have overplanted this year. In order to receive your share of the government subsidies you must plow under the estimated 1 square foot of property just behind the right front wheel of your pickup. Once plowed under, another photograph must be posted, only then will your subsidies check will be in the mail, less taxes and govt. crop insurance of course. If in the event the area in question is harvested, it could result in criminal conviction for endangering the crop allotment program as well as the crop import program and the economy of the country. The Taxman
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