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Re: Oh my God what do I do?
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Posted by Honorable John on September 13, 2005 at 19:07:02 from (70.17.229.231):
In Reply to: Oh my God what do I do? posted by Bob E on September 13, 2005 at 06:10:03:
Dear Sir, Your situation is much less troublesome than that of me and my poor family. My father died while attempting to protect our family fortune in the Afican village of Gul-li-bul. My brother was molested by a camel and my sisters made slave to pigmy pirates. Our fortune of $140,000,000,000.00 Zimbabwe monies is tied up somewhere between the raging camel and pigmy pirates. If you would be so kind as to forward a photo of your wife and her friend whom I believe may be my missing mother along with a check for $150,000 american dollars to cover transaction fees, I will have the family treasure transfered to your account. For helping us in this matter and entertaining our mother, we will allow you to keep $273,236,653.00 I hope that this will be enough. As for your tractors, I would like to purchase them all for $1 million american dollars. My associate who owes money to me will write you a check for $10 million and I will ask that you forward the remaining monies to me when me shipper comes to take the tractors.
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