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Posted by Sloroll on February 14, 2006 at 12:34:10 from (69.66.221.164):
Remember these are answers from somewhat backward folk.
Question # 1: "I need to know how to make a farming operation actually make money."
A: The most important implements on your farm shouldn't be artickelating tractors and the newest no-till planters but a sharp pencil and an uderstanding partner. Question # 2: "Is question # 1 boardering on the realm of the "Silly Rabbit" syndrome?" A: Because you are on a farm, because you were raised knowing what food is, if the pencil breaks you know you can always eat that silly rabbit. Question # 3: "Why does my banker always cross over to the other side of the street when approacing me? :>" A: The banker crosses the road to see what the heck was so fascinating to the chicken. A lawyer will be standing by with a neck brace in case banker or chicken get hit by a car. Love life: Harley said something about spoons or spoonen... I didn't catch it all. Right after that though, the pretty redhead with him winked and shot out the door. I musta offended him because he seemed in a hurry to follow her. Great people Harley and the Mrs. Hope they come back soon. Fellow bought his cattle and invited me along next time. Duck and cover bud!
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