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Posted by Glen in TX on May 24, 2006 at 13:33:12 from (208.246.9.25):
In Reply to: Poll Let's take a vote on my siggy pic posted by Nebraska Cowman on May 24, 2006 at 09:18:38:
Well, those tv police done banned 3 stooges from network tv so what is next? I kind of like it and wouldn't worry about the PC police because...... Subject: The Pastors ***
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the
headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
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