Re: OT Phone Solitiser

Posted by NE IA Dave on March 12, 2007 at 21:14:52 from (12.206.8.41):

In Reply to: OT Phone Solitiser posted by Roy Suomi on March 12, 2007 at 17:39:08:

A long time ago the wife handed me the phone and said it's that lady wanting us to buy childrens books. I have been known to perhaps show off in front of my buddies, and being they were here and all, weeeeeell I just figured I had to. I stated that she was a little to late that the twins had both been killed in a semi / child accident. She gave her sorry to hear line on me and asked how. I told here the semi hit and drug both of them down the road and skinned them beyond recognition, body parts only thing left, made all the local papers, and TV news. That was me that was on the TV did she see me? Gee I was on every chanel! Her remarks were oh my goodness, that is so sad. I then stated that it wasn't all that bad as It got the wife and me on the TV. Also they were kinda slow learners, and we realy did not want them in the first place. But she should watch chanel nine at 10 O clock as I was pretty sure she could see me that evening on the late news. She did hang up and never called again. I tell ya, the kids could not understand why we had to escort them everywhere they went for a week or two, so it kind of backfired on my smart mouth. I almost could hear her blink her eyes, and drop her jaw.

I also signed up for the do not call registry, and has done away with 95%. Politicians still call, and most are very important personal recordings for just me I assume. I must be pretty high on the pole for the president himself to call me and tell me how great a job he is doing.

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