Re: Jerk

Posted by Rustyj14. on July 04, 2007 at 15:01:47 from (71.162.11.18):

In Reply to: Re: Jerk posted by George G on July 03, 2007 at 16:13:33:

My garage under the house is where i work on lawn mowers. I keep a length of black iron pipe in a stand, and the bottom end can't be seen, but i painted it black, and doctored it up to look like a shotgun standing there, ready for action!
Then, i made up a sign stating:
This property protected by Smith and Wesson!! Care to take the chance??
One day, 2 local kids were causing trouble in the neighbor hood, and they paid me a visit one day, making small talk, and looking all around the garage, eyeballing everything in sight!
Then, one espied the fake shotgun barrel, and the other one saw my sign! Didn't take long for one of them to ask if i really had a Smith & Wesson, to which i replied:"Yes, would you like for me to show you how it operates?"
"DUHHH-----No thanks!" The other kid pointed to the "gun" barrel on the way out! They've never been back!

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