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Posted by Lanse on July 06, 2007 at 16:07:57 from (152.163.100.14):
Some of you remember the story of or the one kid I hired to move mulch and he ran off with my keys and started my tractor-well heres an update-Well people were watching fireworks, he ran off with a ton of fireworks, not lit, and there was someone there who was shooting cats and trapping them, and even breaking their legs, and I was asking around and the kids neighbor said they caught the kid and he diddnt want to talk about it. It was proobally this kid which has the previous run in with me.
For those of you who havent heard the story- There was this time I was working on mulch and this kid came begging me for work-something or other about his girlfriend-and I started joking-I'll give you $3.00 to move this much, but he said OK so I got him a pitchfork. When we were finished, he somehow got my keys and started my tractor, my new, New Holland, my new $13,000 New Holland. I was ferious, and he had his keys in the ignition (he allready started it) and I grabbed his hand and he whined OW LET GO! and I twisted his arm hard as I could and he went " What was that for?" and I roared " What the hell was that for" and I picked up the keys and rolled up my sleeves and said, dangling the keys infront of him- " Wanna try again" He said no and I told him to get off my property before I call the police. He is now known as the little theif, he lives without paying rent, and everyone is sick of him. I have discovered that if a flea like him could manage to put in gear, that would be grand theft, a felony, if it is a felony, it would be legal to use **Extreme** force to prevent/ or stop it from happening. Just to show how damn stupid he is-I saw him in town the other day and he asked me "What is Up" and I told him to gett the hell away from me. He then asked " What? Dd I say something?"
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