Posted by suptscottyb on August 24, 2007 at 06:22:52 from (207.200.116.13):
FARM RULES
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, >His mother asks if he has done his chores. > >"Not yet," said the little boy. > >His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. > >Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he >kicks a chicken. > >He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. > >He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. > >He goes back in for breakfast and sits down. > >His mother puts a bowel of dry cereal in front of him. > >"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my >cereal?" he asks. > >Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any >eggs for a week. > >I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. > >I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." > >Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway >across the kitchen. > >The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you >going to tell him, or should I?"
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