Posted by John N Mi on December 21, 2007 at 08:30:25 from (67.72.98.45):
I know this way off topic but I do find it funny John
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger, handsome men who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're preggers.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. [True-True-True!]
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these."
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