Posted by randallinMo on January 31, 2008 at 10:03:39 from (216.74.200.174):
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He's met at the pearly gate by St. Peter and St. Peter says,"Hi Forrest, good to see you. We've got three entrance exam questions for you that you need to answer correctly before I can let you in". Forrest says, "Well, OK, I just hope they aren't too hard". St. Peter says, "First, what two days of the week start out with the letter T", next, how many seconds are there in a year, and lastly, what was God's first name"? "You can think about these questions until tomorrow and come back and give me the answers." The next day Forrest shows up on time and St. Peter asks him if he has the answers. Forrest says,"Well the answser to the first question was pretty hard, but I'm pretty sure the two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. St. Peter says "Well that wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but I guess I didn't clarify the question enough, so I'll give you credit for that one". Forrest says,"Now the answer to the second question was REALLY hard, but I'm almost certain that there are 12 seconds in a year". St. Peters eyes open wide, and he says,"Forrest, how in the world could you possibly come up with that answer"? "I'm totally astonished with that answer"! Forrest says,'Well St. Peter, the way I see it, there's January second, February second, March second..............St. Peter is in total amazement, but acknowledges that his answers aren't "wrong" so says,"Well what was God's first name"? Forrest says, 'Oh, that was the easy one, "It had to be "Andy". St. Peter says, "ANDY"??!! What in the world are you thinking? Forrest says, "Well in the Bible it says, "Andy" walked with me..........."Andy Talked with me..........."Andy calls me by my name". St. Peter shakes his head, opens the gates and says,"RUN FORREST RUN'!
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