Posted by Cecil Aman on February 04, 2008 at 09:41:54 from (66.56.239.2):
Thought you all might enjoy this:
How Older People Call The Police
> > HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE... > > George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his > > wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which > > she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to > > go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed > > stealing things. > > He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he > > said 'no'. > > Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply > > lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George > > said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. > > 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people > > stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about > > them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up. > > Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an > > ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the > > burglars red-handed. > > One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd > > shot them!' > > George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!' (True > > Story)
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