Posted by John N Mi on February 27, 2008 at 18:27:11 from (67.72.98.45):
KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING
The marriage of 80 year old Bulldog Dave to his 20 year old housekeeper was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate old Bulldog And said, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
Bulldog grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running."
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth o f their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate Dave. She said, "Dave, you are something else. How do you manage it?"
Bulldog Dave grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running."
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached old Dave, smiled, and said ,"Well, you really are something else! How do you do it?"
Dave replied, "It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running."
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:
Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black."
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