Posted by Bendee on May 22, 2008 at 06:27:37 from (123.200.132.15):
Two Crockodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said."I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me, We're the same age, we were the same size as kids, I just don't get it. "Well" said the big Crock "What have you been eating." "Politicans,same as you."replied the small Crock. "Hmmm well,where do you catch them." "Down the other side of the swamp,near the parking lot by Parliament House." "Same here, hmmm, how do you catch them." "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the door, then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh@# out of them and eat 'em." "Ah." says the big Crock "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment, see, by the time you finish shaking the sh@# out of a Politician there's nothing left but an Assh@#@ and a briefcase."
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