Re: Re: Re: All time most popular model / make tractor

Posted by Burrhead on February 21, 2000 at 08:46:08 from (12.74.59.66):

In Reply to: Re: Re: All time most popular model / make tractor posted by Mr. Cool on February 20, 2000 at 21:37:32:

1. You can get your wife toughened up to be outside pretty easy, you might want to give her a calcium (CMPK) drench twice a month and deworm her this spring. While she's in the squeeze chute it's a good time to palpate her and float her teeth,and give here 10cc's of steriods IM.

2. While you have her in the squeeze chute, have an assistant run back to the house and put 2 drops of hoss racing medicine into her Grey Poupon, and switch the romance novels out for "The Old Farmer's Almanac" and "Yuppie Farming Made Easy", another good one would be something on quilting and receipes for organic fruit canning.

3.To get the old man next door to fix the fences, I would put on one of my yuppie 3 piece uniforms so as to look very impressive and march up to his door. When he comes out to the door I would put my index finger about 1" off the bridge of his nose and talk down to him. When he turns around and goes back into the house, he usually is going to get the cure for the fence problem. Just stand there with your feet shoulder width apart and your hands on your hips. He will be back in a minute with a solution to the fence problem. Don't worry about the boom or blood stain,they won't bother you but a second or less.

4. I have to side with the farmer on the barn paint however. In the "Barn Reform Bill of 1909" as amended in 1968,
the law specifically decrees that"any gray headed farmer may at his choice have a barn, home, and/or out buildings with as many different colors, shades or layers of paint showing as he may feel appropriate to include, but not limited to the following:
spare parts,vehicles, tractors,pick-up trucks, grain carts, used building materials wheather serviceable or not, solely contained and strategically located within the same said properties.
There shall be no liability towards the farmer for refusal of information supplied by a yuppie, yuppie spouse, or other unknown 3rd party or resident yuppie know it all neighbor.
Any livestock, particularly goats that wander from the said yuppie's property onto a farmer's domain shall automatically become the fair game or booty of said farmer/neighbor"..

I would'nt rely on a home owners assoc. The old man next door is probly a charter member of the Smith&Wesson or Colt Arms Club, and has anonymously signed you up as an organ donor.

You did'nt say but I would imagine that you have started a registered Tennessee Fainting Goat Dairy for the purpose of raising the world famous fainting race goats.
I would like to ask if this will be a private corp, or will I be able to purchase stocks in this revolutionary ground breaking endeavor?

If you need goat breeding info go to www.ky-kuzins/sheep&goat/technic?positions/html.

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