Posted by Chuck (CA) on September 16, 2008 at 09:58:29 from (75.18.159.73):
Agriculture Subsidy Honorable Secretary of AgricultureWashington, D.C. Dear Sir: My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wells, Iowa, received a check for $1,000 from the government for not raising hogs.So, I want to go into the "not raising hogs" business nextyear. What I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to raise hogs on, and what is the best breed of hogs not to raise? I want to be sure that I approach this endeavor in keeping with all governmental policies. I would prefer not to raise razorbacks, but if that is not a good breed not to raise, then I will just as gladly not raise Yorkshires or Durocs. As I see it, the hardest part of this program will be in keeping an accurate inventory of how many hogs I haven"t raised. My friend, Peterson, is very joyful about the future of the business. He has been raising hogs for twenty years or so,and the best he ever made on them was $422 in 1968, until this year when he got your check for $1,000 for not raising hogs. If I get $1,000 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2,000for not raising 100 hogs? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 hogs not raised, which will mean about $80,000 the first year. Then I can afford an airplane. Now another thing, these hogs I will not raise will not eat 100,000 bushels of corn. I understand that you also pay farmers for not raising corn and wheat. Will I qualify for payments for not raising wheat and corn not to feed the 4,000 hogs I am not going to raise? Also, I am considering the "not milking cows" business, so send me any information you have on that too. In view of these circumstances, you understand that I will be totally unemployed and plan to file for unemployment and food stamps. Be assured you will have my vote in the coming election. Patriotically Yours, PS: Would you please notify me when you plan to distribute more free cheese.
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