Re: O/T Farm Dog's

Posted by JDknut on January 07, 2009 at 09:39:18 from (152.120.255.250):

In Reply to: O/T Farm Dog's posted by 37chief on January 06, 2009 at 19:56:28:

Reminds me of the story where this guy has this faithful dog, Charlie, who would always sleep on the floor next to his bed. Well, one morning he wakes up and the dog is strangely still, silent and cold. In desperation, he bundles the dog off to the vet. The vet looks at him and says "Your dog is dead, bub". "But he can't be dead. My faithful friend, fed him nothing but the best, exercised him, loved him, etc. He can't be dead! There has got to be some tests you can run to see what is wrong." the guy says. "He's dead, ", the vet says. I'm really sorry but he is dead D-E-A-D Dead! But, tell you what.", the vet says. "I have this Labrador retriever named Rex out back, and he hates Schnauzers like yours. If your dog is alive, believe me, Rex will bark at him.". So the vet brings Rex out, and Rex takes a few half hearted sniffs at Charlie's butt, and then goes off to the other end of the room and lies down. "See." the vet says. "your poor dog is really dead. Rex says so". But the guy won't quit. "Maybe Rex has a cold and can't smell. Maybe he's just wrong this time. There has to be something else you can do.". "OK," says the vet, "I have a cat out back that really hates dogs. If yours is alive believe me this cat will just freak right out." So the vet brings out the cat and holds it near poor Charlie. The cat just makes a disdainful face and then goes off to sleep. "See", says the vet, "Even the cat recognizes your dog is dead." "OK", the guy says. I'll guess you're right. Will you at least give him a decent burial?" "Sure", says the vet. So the guy goes home sans Charlie, and a few days later he gets a bill in the mail for $600.00. He goes storming off to the vet to demand an explanation. "What is the meaning of this?" he yells at the vet, "You didn't even cure my poor dog. All you did was bury him,and that can't cost that much!". "OK", the vet says. "Here is what it covers. The burial was free, the consultation was $100.00, the lab test was $200.00, and the Cat scan was $300.00."
OK, it might be a groaner, but at least it was clean.

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