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The Sargeant asked a new recruit for his name, to which he replied "Mack". The Sargeant said "I must have the full name". The recruit replied, "That is my name". The Sgt. then pointed out that everyone had a Christian name and Surname. To this the recruit replied."I was christened John Thomas McDangle originally,but I'm now known as Mack". The Sgt. was curious. "Well I left school at 16 and,because I was extremely bright, was admitted to Medical school, I qualified before I was 21, thus becoming John Thomas McDangle,MD. But I was considered too young to practise medicine, and so decided to do further study, I choose Theology. On completion of these studies I became John Thomas McDangle, MD DD,Then ,unfortunately,I got into trouble with a lady of ill repute and got VD. So the Medical Board removed my MD, the Church removed my DD, the VD removed my John Thomas-nothing left to dangle, so just call me Mack."
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Today's Featured Article - Grain Threshing in the Early 40's - by Jerry D. Coleman. How many of you can sit there and say that you have plowed with a mule? Well I would say not many, but maybe a few. This story is about the day my Grandfather Brown (true name) decided along with my parents to purchase a new Ford tractor. It wasn't really new except to us. The year was about 1967 and my father found a good used Ford 601 tractor to use on the farm instead of "Bob", our old mule. Now my grandfather had had this mule since the mid 40's and he was getting some age on him. S
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