Posted by doug in illinois on March 12, 2009 at 20:01:08 from (207.144.232.74):
Time for a little humor back on the forum.
90 year old man came home from golfing as he had done every day since he retired 25 years earlier. Told his wife he will never go again, he can't see where the ball lands. She doesn't want him in the house all the time, so suggests he takes her 103 year old brother to watch where the ball lands. She says brother has perfect eyesight, husband takes him with him next morning. On the way there the brother in law is pointing out all kinds of things husband hasn't been able to see for a long time. Old boy tee's off, and asks BIL if he saw where the ball went. BIL says, OF COURSE! I have perfect eyesight. Hubby says, where is it? BIL says: I can't remember.
Old lady in nursing home lifting her gown at every old gent, says "Supers&x". Same thing every day, one day a new old gent checks in. She lifts her gown to him and says "Supers&x". He thinks for a few seconds, and says "I'll take the Soup".
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