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Posted by schmuck on January 14, 2010 at 20:35:57 from (98.22.180.231):

In Reply to: O/T: Another Walmart story posted by ChrisinMO on January 14, 2010 at 12:17:17:

A wren had delayed flying south for the winter with his kin for a variety of reasons. As a storm was approaching, he decided he needed to head south in haste.
Try as he might, he was unable to out fly the blizzard that had ensued and after several hours, he found himself with not other options but an immediate crash landing. He plowed into the edge of an overgrazed pasture and just as he was losing consciousness, a cow happened by and while not noticing the wren, left a substantial "deposit" right on his location.
Well, the wren thought to himself as he was losiung consciousness, "I have noone to blame but myself for my demise".
However, a remarkable thing happened. The "deposit" from the cow was in fact quite warm and the ferocious snow storm blew itself off in another direction and the wren's situation began to improve dramatically. So much so that, before long the wren could no longer contain his joy and began to sing at the top of his lungs.
As luck would have it, an opportunistic coyote happened to be nearby and heard the wren's singing and being unable to pass up an easy meal during winter, proceeded to the wren's location, snatched him out of his "situation", and took care of him in one quick snap of his jaws.

So, what can we learn from this?
#1- Just because someone craps on you, they are not necessarily an enemy.
#2 - And just because someone digs you out of some crap, they are not necessarily a friend.
#3 If you are warm, and happy, keep your freakin' mouth shut.


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