Posted by kyplowboy on February 05, 2010 at 17:46:57 from (63.146.226.90):
In Reply to: OT: posted by James Howell on February 05, 2010 at 11:28:30:
I got one for you. Keep in mind my wife is always after me about all forms of paper work and organiston.
When my wife and I were date'n we were going down the road in my car eating fast food come'n home from town. I can't eat and drive very well. Went by a state trooper setting on the side of the road and he pulled out behind me and pulled me over. I figured he thought I was drunk because I was try'n to eat and only going about 50. He asked if I knew why he pulled me over, and I said I swear I ain't drunk I was try'n to eat my burger. He said he didn't even notice me swerve'n but my tags were expired. I gave him a dumb look and said can't be, I just got the bill last week and it did not say any thing about be'n a year late. This was about the end of Jan and my tags are due for the car at the end of Feb. He told me the sticker on my car had ran out in Feb the year before and he asked if I had my registration. Be'n Jan I hadn't started on my taxes yet so the console of my little car was cramed full of southern states, rural king, and CPS reciepts. I started pulling all them out and toss'n them on the dash. Got almost to the bottom and there was the wad of blue and white paper work and he said there it is, let me see it. I handed him the wad and he started unfolding and said this sticker needs to go on your plate. I told him I was sorry, it was raining the day I came out of the court house and just stuck them in there and forgot. Then he said wait, this paper work is for a 93 Chevy K1500, I told him to keep unfold'n. The next one was for a 93 F350, and I said there counldn't be but one more, and sure nuff the bottom one was for my car. At this point my wife was bout to sream, she was huff'n and puff'n to beat the band. The trooper looked at me and said you have been drive'n 3 vehicles for almost a year with out of date tags and not been pulled over, how did you do that. I told him I never went very far and he said but you have 3 of them and they have all be out of date, how did you pull that off. All I could do was look at him and say I guess some times profile'n ain't a bad thing. He laughed handed me my paper work and said put this sticker on and have a nice day.
We almost broke up before we got home, glad she can laugh about it now but oh was she mad.
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