Posted by Mike (WA) on April 01, 2010 at 12:28:53 from (69.10.196.7):
In Reply to: April fools jokes posted by patsdeere on April 01, 2010 at 09:11:20:
Large office consisting of many cubicles. Woman prints up a realistic "memo" from IT department, saying that voice recognition interface hardware had been installed, password for your computer is your name. So to turn on computer, speak your name softly. Some continuing problems with modulation level on the interface, so if computer doesn't come on, say your name again, a little louder. She comes in early, and puts the memo on everyone's keyboard.
By 8:01, the whole place is a madhouse, with everyone yelling their name at computer. They figure it out when she's in the middle of it all, laughing her head off.
But that's not the end of it. Boss hears the uproar, comes out as everyone is figuring it out, just smiles and shakes his head, and goes back in his office. Writes himself up a little "script", then calls the jokester in. She had seen him smile at the prank, so she is all smiles- until he asks her to sit down, starts talking gravely about decorum in the office, must be serious about the work we do here, doesn't think these kinds of things are appropriate, etc. Just as she is about to burst into tears, he grins and yells "Gotcha!", and compliments her on the clever, morale-building stunt.
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