I can't resist this, even if it gets me banned from the forum. Actually, my paternal grandfather came from the Isle of Mann.
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Over near England is an island called the Isle of Mann. A peculiar thing about the island is the weather is such that horses cannot survive, and there are no cars on the island, so everyone has a donkey or what is commonly known as an a$$.
Some people have ordinary a$$es, a$$es that you wouldn’t look at twice, while others have extraordinary a$$es. The preachers wife has a beautiful a$$.
On Sunday, everyone goes to church on their a$$. Sometimes the boys ride the girl’s a$$es, sometimes the girls ride the boy’s a$$es. On this particular Sunday, a fire broke out during the service and of course everyone ran to save their a$$. The preacher jumped out of a window, expecting to land on his a$$. Instead of landing on his a$$, there was a hole in the ground and the preacher landed in it.
Which just goes to show, sometimes even a preacher doesn’t know his a$$ from a hole in the ground.
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