Stood up to pee? That don't mean nothing. Allow me to explain.
There was this young couple that were competitive in every manner. No matter what they did, they'd compete and she'd always win. So feeling dejected, the husband sat on the edge of the bed one night just trying to come up with something that he could beat her at, and finally came up with the one thing he knew she couldn't do as good as him...peeing on the wall standing two feet away from it. He tells the little Mrs. that he can pee higher up on the wall than she could, and bet her on it. Being a guy, and her being a woman, he let her go first. Well, she stands two feet away and arches her back as much as she could, and managed to pee about a foot off of the ground. When his turn came, he took his place two feet away, and reached...but she stopped him and said, "Uhh, uhh, uhh, no hands".
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