Re: how do you change your oil?

Posted by Mark - IN. on October 15, 2010 at 17:38:16 from (24.15.144.137):

In Reply to: how do you change your oil? posted by mjbrown on October 15, 2010 at 13:37:51:

Go to Jiffy Lube and get one oil change with a "forever reciept", and take it from there.

Here's how it works. You change your oil and put the dirty oil in juggs, and when your neighbor is sleeping at about 2 AM, set the juggs on his doorstep. The next day while talking to him, mention that you saw another neighbor changing his oil the day before and that gives you the idea to go get yours changed down at Jiffy Lube right then and there, and make sure he knows you're heading down to Jiffy Lube as you pull out of the driveway and head down to the tavern for an hour or so, a beer or two. While you're sitting at the bar, borrow a pencil with an eraser from the bartenderess, and change the date and milage on your Jiffy Lube "Forever Reciept" that you got about ten oil changes ago. When you get home, let your neighbor see the reciept, but not too close so he can't see the eraser marks and stuff. That way you'll be ok while he beats the other neighbor up for leaving dirty oil on his doorstep to deal with.

Been doing it for decades now, no problem. Different story for the lady that rents out the farm house on the other side of him though. She can't keep renters for some reason.

Mark

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