Posted by ChrisinMO on November 08, 2010 at 08:57:29 from (69.29.84.144):
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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