Posted by Mark - IN. on December 23, 2010 at 19:36:11 from (71.201.65.49):
In Reply to: OT Atomic Clock posted by super99 on December 23, 2010 at 16:55:38:
Just stopped? No warning? Didn't buzz real loud or anything first? It does have a buzzer on it, don't it? Well, just the same don't waste anytime packing too much stuff and get you and the family out of there quick. Just grab a few belongings and take the family to the nearest nuke power plant or naval ship yard that has nuke subs or ships and have them de-nuke you. Best to wait until dark so that when you drive up to the gate, they see you glowing and stuff, and know that you're serious. Just stopped you say? Just like that? They were supposed to have fixed that problem of "Failure To Warn" I think is the official term used by the NRC. Was anyone home when it happened? If so, was there a pink flash or a blue flash? Oh, never mind that. Show up at the gate to get de-nuked in the dark glowing and stuff, and they will be able to tell by your glow whether there was a pink flash or blue flash. Pink is bad, but blue is the worst. Mine was a blue flash they said, so it took me a week of being locked up and de-nuked before they let me back out into society, protecting everyone that I might come into contact with. That was three years ago and they say that I still measure pretty good on the geiger counter and some other meters and stuff, but they say that I have to be retested for 7 more years and measure less than 20 on the meter, or I will have to keep going back for shots and stuff until I do measure under 20 for at least 10 successive years. Again, I'm doing ok but my neighbor is still mad at me because he was home when it happened, so he got infected too. He lives 1/2 mile from me. And the live stock. Some of them look pretty funny, but 2 hooves on each leg does make them get around better than they used to. Of course though, it takes down how much the fella gives me per pound at the slaughter house because he's afraid that a USDA inspector might come in and see 8 hooved cattle and start asking questions. I will never ever buy another atomic clock again ever after going through all of that.
Anyway Chris, I'm full of crap, so you just have yourself a Merry Christmas with your family and friends.
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