Posted by JDseller on February 06, 2011 at 11:57:31 from (208.126.196.144):
Subject: Growing up
Ya Grew Up in the Rural Area if...... 1. You know how to polka, but never tried it sober. 2. You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means. 3. You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the wedding and the reception. 4. You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better! 5. You buy Christmas presents at " Fleet Farm" or " Tractor Supply " . 6. You spent more on beer and liquor than you did on food at your wedding. 7. You have ever tried to get your city cousins to pee on the electric fence. 8. You or someone you know was a "Bean/Sugar Queen" at the county fair. 9. You know that "combine" is a noun. 10. You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter. 11. You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions. 12. You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick". 13. Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set. 14. A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend shining for deer. 15. There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning... phew. 16. You have driven your car on a lake. 17. You can make sense of "upnort" and "batree". 18. At every wedding reception you have ever been to, the hokey pokey and the chicken dance have been played. 19. Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar. 20. The local gas station sells live bait. 21. At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant. 22. You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.. 23. Pop is the only name for soda. 24. You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to all your friends.
We sell tractor parts! We have the parts you need to repair your tractor - the right parts. Our low prices and years of research make us your best choice when you need parts. Shop Online Today. [ About Us ]
Today's Featured Article - Tractor Profile: Farmall M - by Staff. H so that mountable implements were interchaneable. The Farmall M was most popular with large-acreage row-crop farmers. It was powered by either a high-compression gas engine or a distillate version with lower compression. Options included the Lift-All hydraulic system, a belt pulley, PTO, rubber tires, starter, lights and a swinging drawbar. It could be ordered in the high-crop, wide-front or tricycle configurations. The high-crop version was called a Model MV.
... [Read Article]
Latest Ad:
1964 I-H 140 tractor with cultivators and sidedresser. Starts and runs good. Asking 2650. CALL RON AT 502-319-1952
[More Ads]
All Rights Reserved. Reproduction of any part of this website, including design and content, without written permission is strictly prohibited. Trade Marks and Trade Names contained and used in this Website are those of others, and are used in this Website in a descriptive sense to refer to the products of others. Use of this Web site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy
TRADEMARK DISCLAIMER: Tradenames and Trademarks referred to within Yesterday's Tractor Co. products and within the Yesterday's Tractor Co. websites are the property of their respective trademark holders. None of these trademark holders are affiliated with Yesterday's Tractor Co., our products, or our website nor are we sponsored by them. John Deere and its logos are the registered trademarks of the John Deere Corporation. Agco, Agco Allis, White, Massey Ferguson and their logos are the registered trademarks of AGCO Corporation. Case, Case-IH, Farmall, International Harvester, New Holland and their logos are registered trademarks of CNH Global N.V.
