I said "I do"

I said it 5 times for I learned better..

4 X wives, been married 5 times, and been divorced 6 times (yes at one time we had common law here) #1, I married, divorced her, remarried her, divorced her again. #2 I married, divorced, then we lived together, and had to get another divorce. #3 I married and divorced. #4 I married and divorced.

I have been living with one for 15 years now, helped raise the 9 kids she had when we got together, and I DO is no longer part of my vocabulary.

And yall wonder why I am the way I am...

But it was soooo good at the time...

Folks look at our wedding pictures, with her 6 months along, and say what did you see in her, I would tell them ME! 2nd best I ever had..

Had been married twice fore I graduated high school, and graduated at 18 YO.