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Posted by JT on February 14, 2005 at 16:31:50 from (69.220.199.9):
In Reply to: O.T. -- snowplow humor posted by brianh on February 14, 2005 at 11:54:40:
Here is a Blonde joke along the same lines, enjoy Jim The Blonde and the Snowplow One winter morning, a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of >snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The wife goes out and moves her car. > > > > > > A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio >announcer > > says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park >your > > car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get > > through." The wife goes out and moves her car again. > > > > > > The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio >announcer > > says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must > > park..." Then the power goes out. The wife is very upset, and with a > > worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. > > Which side of the street > > do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" > > > > > > With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are > > married > > to Blondes exhibit, the husband says..."Why don't you just leave it > > in the garage this time?" > > >
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