Strictly from a scientific point of view, it looks as if the monkey would have trouble kicking with his good leg while trying to balance on the point of his wooden leg. If he balanced on his good leg, he'd probably have better luck stomping on the pickle. But I'd be careful of this experiment. Animal rights people picked this one up in 1994, and it is now forbidden by federal law to use wooden-legged monkeys to take the seeds from dill pickles, under any conditions. Secondly, the EPA would send a SWAT team in to arrest you for polluting your driveway with pickle seeds (providing they measure more than 0.0015 mm. in thickness; smaller seeds are exempted). Customs and Border Protection would also quarantine you and the pickles for 40 days to make sure they weren't carrying some dreadful disease brought in from a furrin' country--unless you can prove the pickles had been in brine for at least six months,in which case you will be in the clear after appearing before a judge, in the presence of a federal prosecutor and the best attorney you can find in your state. A dated receipt from the grocery store is usually sufficient to have the charges dismissed.
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