Posted by JD Seller on October 04, 2013 at 17:34:00 from (208.126.196.144):
My grand son got out of the Army just this last month. He has been home for a while. He is visiting before he starts his new job. Here is part of a speech someone gave at West Point while he was there. I found it funny.
"Okay, here goes. Always remember, there are three ways to do things. There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Army way. Do us all a favor. Try the Army way every once in a while. If nothing else, you can confuse your captain.
Here's another important thing to remember – Never share a foxhole with anybody braver than you are.
If everything is going perfectly, it's probably an ambush.
If at first you don't succeed, call in air support.
Here's a good one – never forget that your weapon was produced by the lowest bidder!
And finally, never forget the Law of War – Murphy's Law. If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, and always remember that Murphy was an optimist."
I thought back to times in the service all of these where true. I had a good laugh thinking of them.
So how about you guys??? Anything you want to share with us that would fit any of the above.
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