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Re: JOKE----- Engineers--car won't start


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Posted by NCWayne on December 04, 2015 at 23:05:47 from (173.188.169.54):

In Reply to: Re: JOKE----- Engineers--car won't start posted by RandyB(MI) on December 04, 2015 at 09:21:06:

My auto mechanics teacher in high school had worked in Detroit for years before becoming a teacher. He said when he started at one of the mfgs he had an office all the way in the back. I guess the closer to the front your office was,the more important the job, or the more seniority you had.

Anyways, he said he's go in every morning and cuss the engineers along the way, as he headed back to his office, for the stupid stuff they designed that he had to deal with. He said it didn't take long and he has a nice office right up front.

One of his favorite sayings was basically, "Engineers work in pairs. One comes up with some dumb a--- design, and then the other finds somewhere to put it to insure it can't be worked on when it breaks." Not the exact words he used, but the thought expressed is the same.


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