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Posted by David Sutherland on March 07, 2003 at 07:15:46 from (209.5.243.3):
I was pondering my forseeable future as I have to bring 2 more "needs TLC" additions to the familly this year. I got to wondering how many tonque tied types out there are also in the same predicament. So I put together an easy to use list of "what to say to your Wife when she discovers your latest project". DISCLAIMER* It's still your fault if she kills you anyways after tryng 1 or more of these. 1-I've always had it, I just moved it up to the shop to work on it. 2-HUH? Dang! I suppose now I'll have to go find the owner. Things kids get into now-a-days. 3-My friend Ralapindi(doesn't exist) from Meadow Muffins (near some place you acually once were)said I could have it if I could give it a good home. 4-I just bought it to show you off at the town parade. 5-I swear I just saw it wink at you. 6-Look how well it matches the others. 7-My anger management councillor told me that it relieves stress. 8-I needed it to help with your Kitchen renovations. 9-It was on sale. 10- I had a coupon. 11-You said I could get a new computor work station. 12-My set would be incomplete and worthless without it. 13-It was only 1 of 2 made. Restored it will be worth a fortune. 14-You would'nt beleive what people throw out now-a-days. 15-I REALLY need something to run my hands over. 16- I told you I needed new tires, the tractor they just threw in. 17-It just followed me home. 18-I'm just holding it for Larry ( distant friend who, at this minute,is telling his wife the same thing about you.). 19-It's my patriotic duty in the War on Terrorism. 20-I think it belonged to your Grandfather. 21-Hon, Better make me a doctors appointment.I've been having these blackouts lately. 22-It's really for the kids. 23-Well, you know what they say about "idle hands". 24-I've been thinking about that trip to New York you wanted. 25-This is the Free Gift for subscibing to Y-T Magazine.
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