Re: 25 reasons for the new tractor

Posted by Unimog on March 07, 2003 at 08:42:02 from (152.163.188.71):

In Reply to: 25 reasons for the new tractor posted by David Sutherland on March 07, 2003 at 07:15:46:

Great list David, here's a few I used when I got
my Unimog, but they go good for tractors too.

1. Keeps my swearing and foul language in top
form.
2. Justifies my constant mumbling and talking to
myself.
3. I didn't really need that IRA account anyway.
4. I enjoy constantly working on my tractor and
spending money, but then I enjoy visits to my
proctologist Dr. Hook.
5. Bought it on the sound investment advice of
my broker, E F Nuttin.
6. Helps me maintain my status as number one town
whacko.

Unimog

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