Re: OT Retirement Speech Needed

Posted by Jon C -Florida on September 02, 2004 at 10:21:33 from (66.209.40.195):

In Reply to: OT Retirement Speech Needed posted by txblu on September 02, 2004 at 05:42:59:

Mark -
Here are some "one-liners" that maybe you can use to break the ice:

New Employee: "So , is your job secure?"
Mark Responds: "Oh yes, Its me they can do without!

"Meetings at this place are important - because they are one way that this company can demonstrate how many people they can do without!"

"And meetings at this place is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but all together can decide that nothing can be done!"

Maybe to close your talk:
"Well we all can"t just sit around here doing nothing....the boss will think we are still at work!"

To your fellow workers still there..you can share this wisdom:
"Work is the greatest thing in the world...so don"t forget to save some for tomorrow!"

And finally:
"According to the latest statistics, there are about 50 million people who don"t work....and that doesn"t count the ones employeed here!"

Best of luck, Mark.

Follow Ups:

• Re: OT Retirement Speech Needed txblu 11:32:21 09/02/04 (2)
  • Re: OT Retirement Speech Needed Jon C-Florida 12:28:20 09/02/04 (1)
    • Re: OT Retirement Speech Needed txblu 06:04:59 09/03/04 (0)

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