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Re: Humor ( I thought)


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Posted by john in la on February 02, 2005 at 19:00:28 from (65.6.111.166):

In Reply to: Humor ( I thought) posted by In the Dog House on February 02, 2005 at 18:32:04:

Sounds like you will be the one celebrating tomorrow after the lawyers office opens.


True story.........................
On Tuesday I went to the office of a company that hauls some loads for us. Their are two ladies that work in the office. I was talking to lady A who is a average size woman. Lady B was on the other side of the room but within hearing distance and for a lack of a better word we will say she is very plump.
I told lady A I needed X amount of loads this week to this store. She said great I should have no problem with that as my drivers love to go there and talk to the night cashier. We started talking about how all the drivers are chasing this one cashier. With my mouth in gear before my brain started to work I said "I do not see why because she is a big'o fat girl". Lady A asked what did I say so I repeated it again.
Just about that time I felt those eyes on my back. I turned to see lady B looking at me in this I want to kill you but you are the customer look.
I said I was sorry and that I should have never said that but do not know how well that went over.

Nothing compares to the feeling you get when you put your whole leg is in your mouth.


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