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Re: Re: Zetor Tractors
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Posted by Bori Shelov on May 05, 1999 at 00:04:59:
In Reply to: Re: Zetor Tractors posted by Bill on May 04, 1999 at 20:01:17:
halo, friends from America! I am Bori, of Peoplestractorwerken # 4 in Siberia. We are most proud tractor factory, but there have some problem with tractors to know about in America. Each day, Bori and many comrades come to Peoplestractorwerken # 4. Bori make wheel of steerings for 37 years! Try to not make too many wheels of steering in morning, as to see soon. After most excellent lunch of bread and pork drippings, washed down with most excellent Russian vodka, afternoon brings many hard workings making wheel of steering. Peoplestractorwerken #4 is most dusty place in Ukraine, so workers must take many vodka breaks to wash away dust from throat. As day goes by, wheels of steering become less and less round. Some have too many spokes.Go home at night, and wash Big Dust down with more excellent Russian vodka. Go to work again at Peoplestractorwerken #4 early next morning, melt down all wheels of steering from day before that are not round enough. Not to do this important job makes tractor hit curbs. Again, few wheels of steering made in morning, until most excellent Russian vodka wears off from night before. Bori have friend who work in Peoplestractorwerken #5 where make 12 to 16 speed transmission of tractor, speeds depending on time of day and how much dust. Bori's own wife Marna makes casting metal big green things of finest quality. Peoplestractorwerken gives assurity that paint for tractor is finest that can be given for tractor anywhere. Options are welded haywagon hitch, 12 refugee brackets and handholds for running board, and small arms shielding on generator. Peoplestractorwerken does not make PTO of tractor, as PTO in Russian means something else. We hope you can easily see that tractor from Peoplestractorwerken#4 is most excellent investment, and may you have long life, and may your tractor be made right after most excellent lunch of bread and pork drippings! You good friend of freedom, Bori (an Marna too!)
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