as OT as it gets

Posted by supergrumpy on October 13, 2005 at 09:14:46 from (24.213.235.108):

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

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• Re: as OT as it gets dr.sportster 13:50:40 10/14/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets BobinKY 07:02:13 10/14/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets Scotmac 05:55:05 10/14/05 (0)
• Here is another one Blue guy from a red state 19:22:29 10/13/05 (2)
  • Re: Here is another one j cook (iowa) 07:14:02 10/14/05 (1)
    • Re: Here is another one Blue guy from a red state 04:55:03 10/15/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets wdtom 17:42:28 10/13/05 (1)
  • Re: as OT as it gets ed in mo 18:55:37 10/13/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets tlak 17:24:57 10/13/05 (2)
  • Re: as OT as it gets jfp 20:27:32 10/13/05 (1)
    • Re: as OT as it gets Blue guy from a red state 20:36:26 10/13/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets gcs 15:36:55 10/13/05 (1)
  • Re: as OT as it gets Tim Shultz 18:55:30 10/13/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets Tim Shultz 11:54:40 10/13/05 (1)
  • Re: as OT as it gets AZ JackMc 19:50:36 10/13/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets huntingreen 10:09:49 10/13/05 (1)
  • Re: as OT as it gets jfp 10:45:15 10/13/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets jfp 10:07:41 10/13/05 (2)
  • Re: as OT as it gets Blue guy from a red state 19:36:39 10/13/05 (1)
    • Re: as OT as it gets jfp 20:03:00 10/13/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets 37 chief 09:54:36 10/13/05 (0)
• Re: as OT as it gets JT 09:19:05 10/13/05 (1)
  • Re: as OT as it gets wayne2 17:24:46 10/13/05 (0)

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